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*changes to epic news guy voice*
Previously, on Teddae Produxion #8.
"I will kill that dratted stick insect for STEALING MUH POWERS!"
"RING! RING!"
"OHMYGOD MY ICE CREAM DROPPED. I SWEAR TO KILL WHOEVER'S ON THE PHONE-OH HEY TEDDAE!!!"
"Hello Lebe! My legs died. Look they're in a cast and they can't breathe."
"... Okay bye" *hangs up*
"oh no... I swore by my heavenly ice cream and I can't go back now..."
"Prepare for your death teddae."
"huh... what... Lebe?"
"er!er!er! This knife? I-"
"OH MY GOD YOU DIED!?!? I DIDN'T EVEN KILL YOU!"
And now, the epic continuation of, Teddae Produxion #8.
Teddae woke up and saw red... pigs guarding a gate.
Teddae asked the pigs what the gates are. The pigs 'ahem' and coughed, and said,
"This is the EPIC GATE OF DOOMM *lightning strikes"
"So this is the epic gate of doom*lightning strikes*?"
"YES, THE EPIC GATE OF DOOMMM*lightning strikes*!!"
"... So I have to go in?"
"Yes, you have to go in to the EPIC GATE OF DOO-"
"yeah yeah I get it you douchebags. sigh, dammit..."
Teddae wearily walked in the gate. He forgot why he died. He scratched his head.
Pigs came out and greeted him.
"WELCOMMEE, TO TEH EPIC GATE OF DOOOMMMMM*lightning flashes*!!!!"
"... what's with the storm?" Teddae asked.
Everyone looked at the electroman and the drummer. "heh, heh heh..."
Anyway the guard pigs led him to a red castle. It was so bloody... so... piggy.
Teddae can imagine what kind of horrors pig convicts face; for instance, pork chop. Teddae's stomach fluttered at the picture; he's hungry and wants that now.
The pigs then walked him all the way up. That's when he realised that... THE PIGS MAY CHOP HIM UP. He thought about it; bear chop. Not very pretty.
Teddae tried to reverse time, but HE CAN'T! He then realised...
The witch had taken his powers at the eiffel tower. That's when he realised that Lebe's knife killed him. He looked at the knife and died.
The irony. He was pissed off. How could Lebe do this to him!? HOW COULD LEBE BRING A KNIFE TO KILL HIM BY MAKING HIM JUST STARE AT THE KNIFE!? He was saddened by the fact and cried.
The pigs led him into the top floor of the bloody(and piggy) castle. He was led inside. Tears welled down his eyes. That's when he saw the blurry image of a royal king; he rubbed his eyes.
It's a royal pig... IT'S PORKY PIG!!!!!!!
Teddae screamed. "WWWWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!????" The guards turned into chicken chop. Porky pig stared at his guards.
he then turned to Teddae.
"greetings my dear teddy bear." Porky pig said. Teddae just stared at Porky pig.
"What, what, hmm? hmm? Y'think I'm good enough to eat?" Porky said in 3 seconds.
"... yeah." Teddae grabs a fork and spoon and ties a tissue around his neck.
"... i'm kidding. NO, NO NO WAIT!!!!"
By the time Porky Pig spoke Teddae's fork was already on Porky's neck.
"I HAVE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT YOUR POWERS!!!"
"... my powers?"
"Yes," Porky Pig hopped down after Teddae's fork lowered. He put his hands behind and spoke like Giannini from Hitman Reborn.
"You see, I have observed your powers when I first saw my companions fall down from the clouds. I have noticed that you had the Scar of the Rare beaded Seppuku. Ever since then, I've been watching you from afar; from Heaven to Greek Heaven to Hell-"
"OMG STALKER FREAK!!!" Teddae took out his chainsaw.
"NO YOU IDIO-I mean, that's not what I mean, your excellency."
"... WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?" Teddae yelled. "OHMYGOD I FEEL LIKE GOD!"
"that's cus you are Ted. You ate the brown egg, remember?" Porky said.(from Ted Prox #4)
"... Okay then. OHMYGOD I FEEL LIKE SURPASSING ZEUS-NO, GOD-NO, THE GALAXY-NO, THE BLACKKKK HOLLLEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"... okay... show me your powers, Honarable Teddae bear summoner."
"... powers? what powers?"
"..." Porky was getting impatient. Oh no. He took out his WOLF KILLER GUN and FIREEDDD!!! but it went PASSED THROUGH TEDDAE! He then realised that the gun only works on wolves. ._.
"... YOU WANNA BRAWL ME?" Teddae noticed the bullet. "C'mon!!!" He took out his chainsaw.
Porky thought for 4 and 2/345 seconds. If Teddae fought with him, maybe he could see Teddae's powers. So...
"I ACCEPT." Porky took out his Butcher's lance!(since when do Butchers have lances???)
WHAT WILL BE THE OUTCOME!? STAY TUNED!!!
-The plot unravels! Teddae has an 'X' scar on his chest, no one, even he, and even the creator knows what the scar is for!!! Could we finally find out about the scar!?
-I'm inspired by Naka's first 2 minutes of THIS video.(this is a link)