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wait I already started yesterday didn't I?
Anyway, HADES WAS GUNNA FIGHT TEDDAE IN TEH UNDERWORLDDDDD!!!!! *epic gasp*
-ROUND ONE-
TEDDAE FROZE TIME AND kicked Hades in the ASS. But well, that's not the weak point of Hades.
"HE'S A BIG MAN AND DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE KICKED ON THE BUTT LIKE A NAUGHTY CHILD!!!!" -Apollo's favourite quote
Hades BUTTKICKED teddae off and summoned DARKNESSSSS. Teddae SUMMONED ICE. but he REALISED THAT ICE CANNOT WORK IN DARKNESS.
Howeva, ITS TOO LATEEEE. Hades made Teddae BLINDDDDD. But TEDDAE REVERSED TIMEEE.
Just then a chicken came along. It laid an egg. Teddae slipped on the egg and fell. He looked at it. IT WAS BROWNNNN IN COLOURRRRRRR!!!!!! TEH SAME COLOUR AS HIMSELFFFF!
TEDDAE SCREAMEEDDDDDD AND ate it. 0_0
TEDDAE THEN TURNED INTO GOD. Apparently THE EGG TURNS LIVING THINGS TO GODS.lol. TEDDAE NAMED HIMSELF... "TEDDAE, GOD OF TEDDY BEAR SUMMONING." And FOUGHT WITH HADES.
HADES SUMMONED DARKNESS. TEDDAE HAD NO LIGHT, BUT HE USED DARKNESS, BIGGER THAN HADES
S. HE FROZE TIME AND MADE HADES BLIND. And they fought... --skips describing fight scene-- AND HADES ADMITTED DEFEAT.
Teddae took a broom and swept Hades and Apollo away. THE GHOSTS CHEERED, TEARED THEMSELVES AWAY TO ANGELS AND FLEW TO HEAVENNNNN. O_O
Teddae named the random chicken KENTUCKY.
THE END. O-O