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Teh teddae stared at the time. 3. 2. 1...
"alright students, you may stop writing." The beaver teacher said.
"Now register number 1 and 2, collect the booklets we teachers have to obviously mark or else we'd be condamned to death."
Collection.
Everyone began to talk. Teddae was kinda irritated. Luckily the beaver teacher spoke.
"And everyone, keep your friggin itchy mouth shut, or I'll amputate it. Any volunteers for a demostration?"
Everyone kept their mouth shut.
5 minutes. 10 minutes. Everyone stared at the clock. The clock felt so embarassed it blushed with everyone staring at it with intent eyes.
And... the beaver teacher held the mike.
Turned it on.
Opened her mouth.
"Everyone, you may be dismissed."
Everyone SCREAMED. "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
And rushed.
Teddae especially. And his scream shrunk Earth and its living things.
He TORE OFF THE CURSE ON HIS HEAD. "YESSS! NOW I CAN FRIGGIN KICK ZEUS'S ARRRSSSSSEEEEEE!!!"
He boarded the train to Heaven. Then he saw that the angels were different. Then HE REALISED THAT IT WAS THE ORIGINAL HEAVEN AND NOT HEAVEN OF GREECE.
He then realised that he can't get to Greece Heaven without dying or boarding the train.
So he decided to go to Greece to die or board the train, or something.
He decided not to board the plane cus the ticket is too expensive. He then decided to call the cow who jumped over the moon.
He whistled the duck whistle. Immediately, the cow that jumped over the moon mooooooed and screeaammmed (well they are the same for a cow) galloped down to earth.
Teddae then whispered Taurus sound in it and it nodded its head and Teddae rode the cow that jumped over the moon.
One second later, they reached Greece.
Teddae gave the cow a blade of grass(cut in half cus it rode too fast and its awful for the stomach) and thanked the cow.
Then vomited lol.
A random security guard gave him a greece map lol.
"Kongladulashyons, yuu haf offeeshiallee reech Athens." he said.
Teddae was like, o_o. Then he wondered... Athens?
Named after Athena, right? He decided to explore a bit before boarding the train to Heaven.
"Hey, security guard that has duck underpants sticking out of your jeans. How was Athens formed?"
"er... i dunno. Heard that Athena and Poseidon both wanted to be the protectors of Athens. To keep the two from arguing, some random demigod was pronounced as an arbitrator. The two gods, Athena and Poseidon, had to create something valuable for Athens-"
"Wow that's freaking stupid." Teddae said.
"Yeah. Its so stupid i can't continue the story. Shut your cuddly mouth up and listen to me."
Teddae gritted his teeth, but he endured the cuddly word.
"Poseidon created a well, or a horse or something. I dunno. And Athena created the olive tree. So she became the protector and the city was named after her."
"What da heck... Why the-?" Teddae was puzzled.
"Yeah... it resembles peace and prosperity. Some stupid tree. I wish it'd be some gold tower though. Then I can go be a miner." The guard said.
"Right. Thanks for the info though." Teddae beamed. The guard rolled his eyes. "Gimme a cheese sandwich for a reward."
Teddae turned the guard into a cheese sandwich instead.
Teddae walked around. He saw the Odeon of Herodes, some random theatre that looks like this.
He was like, ohmygod. A theatre with no shelter? You've gotta be kiddin me.
He went in.
He heard the tour guide.
"... it was built by Herodes Atticus to honor his wife Regilla, who had passed away a year earlier. The structure was used as a theater in ancient Athens for various plays and music concerts, and it could seat up to 5,000 people."
Teddae was interested to see what it was like, so he reversed time...
STAY TUNED IN TEH NEXT TEDDAE PRODUXION.
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Doin Darkness and Lightning IV now. (Y)